Column 8:

All Exits Look the Same.

 

 

Column 9:

​Poor Relations.

 

 

Column 10:

​Statistically Significant.​

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Column 11:

No Mas.

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Column 12:

Museum of Sorrows.

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Column 13:

​Hail Mary.

 

 

 

Column 14:

​The Things I've Kept.

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Column 15:

The Scarlet D.

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Column 16:

The Vessel.

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​McSweeney's 3rd Annual Column Contest

Grand Prize Winner.

No Fear of Flying:

Kamikaze Adventures in Death, Sex and Comedy.

Column 1:

​These Things Happened.​

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Column 2:

​​​​My Real Passion is Improv Comedy.​​​​​​​​​​​​​

 

 

Column 3:

​"It's All Gonna Break..."

 

 

Column 4:

A Cure for the

Human Condition.

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Column 5:

Where's Tom Petty From?

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Column 6:

​Solipsists Do It for the Folks Watching

at Home.

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Column 7:

Remains and Restraints.

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